Sunday, May 24, 2015

Zekeism

Zeke
May 22 2015
Ouchie!  This is hotter than a wildebeest frying in a frying pan

Dave • Nov 12, 4:02 PM
kids are up. zekes scared of his room
Nov 12, 4:02 PM
scared?
Dave • Nov 12, 4:02 PM
yes
Nov 12, 4:02 PM
why?
Dave • Nov 12, 4:02 PM
there are eggs in there!
insect eggs
Nov 12, 4:02 PM
what kind of eggs?
are there
did he learn something in kindergarten?
Dave • Nov 12, 4:02 PM
remember at the goat dairy he picked up acorns and the bone
well he found the bag and dumped them out
Nov 12, 4:03 PM
yes
Dave • Nov 12, 4:03 PM
discovered an insect living in one
Nov 12, 4:03 PM
ah
Dave • Nov 12, 4:03 PM
plus what looked like bug eggs in apther
he tossed someoutside
then started freaking out like something was biting his bum
took off undies and discovered an unwipped bum
then a couple more had bugs
wont go inbecause there is bug eggs on his carpet
Nov 12, 4:04 PM
actual or imagined bug eggs?
good vaccuming will fix that, no?
Dave • Nov 12, 4:04 PM
i told him if he didnt clean his room he wouldnt get to sew woith me. which would have been happening with me now
instead abigail had to get him undies 
and now hes in her room
Nov 12, 4:05 PM
k
Dave • Nov 12, 4:05 PM
"but the vaccuum is too heavy for me!!!!!"
Nov 12, 4:05 PM
well, he does have a mommy...
Dave • Nov 12, 4:05 PM
mommys being mean and not protecting him
Nov 12, 4:06 PM
I see. chosing to fight the battle eh?
Dave • Nov 12, 4:06 PM

Nov. 14, 2015
zeke: "why do we live in an old house, when we could have paid the worker men to build a new house so then the bugs wouldnt in"

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